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This is THE MOST ORIGINAL friend survey you will ever take! You will NEVER find these questions anywhere else, and these are going to definitely make you think!

*******************Some of these situations seem really weird! But to make this survey work, treat them seriously, as the absolute TRUTH! Don't just say "this would never happen" because that wouldn't be any fun! ****************

So list the names of ten friends...And INSERT YOURSELF into one of the blanks!!!!...But don't scroll down!

1) Savannah
2) Claire
3) Joe
4) Nikki
5) Me
6) Nick
7) Zack
8) Katie
9.) Yonie
10.) Cynthia

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nikki is a sexy piece of man-flesh. I would tap that.

What would happen if One got Eight pregnant?
Well, apparently it's happened before, so...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Claire has denied Nick so many times... they would be so sad.

As a couple - Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Yonie would be a terrible partner for me. Cyntha's already my woman. Woman! Make me a sandwich!!

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One having sex?
Zack walks in on Savannah and Claire. Um... he'd probably... enjoy it. xD

What would have to happen for Four to be in the position to deflower One?
Well, Nikki... would probably scream. Savannah would be telling her she could be louder than that. xD

What do you think about Two/Four/Five?
Claire... Nikki... Me. That would be... death. xD

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd.......... Potatoe!

Which song reminds you of Seven?
The Last Night ~Skillet

Which song reminds you of Two?
Lol, yes. Shut up and sleep with me ~Belle and Sebastian. I love you Claire. xD

What is Six's super-secret kink?
Nick... um... I really don't wanna know about his crazy bondage kinks.

Would One shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
O hells yea. xD Yonie may be drunk, but Savannah would totally dig it.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Dude, I have no idea. I really don't want to know.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eight and a brief unhappy affair with Two, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What do you think of this?
Savannah and Yonie are in a happy relationship until Yonie suddenly runs off with Nikki. Savannah, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Katie and a brief unhappy affair with Claire, then follows the wise advice of me and finds true love with Joe.

Yonie did the right thing (poor Nikki), Katie's probably diggin' it, Claire is dumb (lol jk lvoes) and I give bad advice. And SAvannah should jump off a cliff. <3


How would you feel if Seven and Eight suddenly announced they were dating?
A little scared... Zack and Katie... that would fail. But they don't know each other so all is well. <3

Eight and Four are in a full-time D/S relationship. Who's the top?
Katie dominates all. Nikki submits to all (not really, I'm kidding.) Just because of that, Nikki is so top.

What wouldn't Ten and Four tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
... everything...

Nine gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Ten. Where is it? What does it say?
"Make me a sandwich, woman" in side of a sandwich. Because thats all anybody who would love Cynthia says to her. xD

Imagine that Two has sordid fantasies about One/Six together. What sort of plots would these fantasies have?
Savannah totally dominates Nick, probably with nooses and chains and whips, knowing Claire.

If Three walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Eight react?
Katie would totally dig Joe in a thong and boa. Obviously. xDDD

One wins the lottery as a young man/woman. Unfortunately, this wealth attracts gold diggers such as Six, Three and Four. One buys a small island and invites all three over. Who gets voted off the island first?
Savannah wins the lottery as a young woman. Unfortunately, this wealth attracts gold diggers such as Nick, Joe and Nikki. Savannah buys a small island and invites all three over. Who gets voted off the island first?

Well, Joe first, cause she doesn't really know him. Savannah would keep Nick the longest to whore on, Nikki would get voted off second because Savannah would want Nick to herself

Five and Two are in a long-term sexual relationship. Who picks the porn?
Um... Claire because I would be hiding in a corner... hiding. xD

Would Four/Seven make a good couple? What if Six was having Four's baby?
Um, no. Zack would scare Nikki away. And if Nick was having Nikki's baby... then... well, the acpocolypse already happpened when they started going out.

One and Two are starring in porn together. Who walks in: Eight or Four?
Nikki has terrible luck with these things... she'd probably walk in on Savannah and Claire... but Katie might hear it and want to see, so I don't know.

Who would play the TV repairman: Three, Two, or Eight?
Claire. I don't know why.

Imagine Two/Four in a relationship. They have been dating for years, complete each other perfectly, and know they're going to spend the rest of their lives together. But the essential question of all of this boils down to: what physical feature of Two's does Four like best?
Claire enjoys Nikki's sexy, sexy... nose. Obviously.

Threesome between Four/Ten/One: Squee or Squick?
Savannah, Nikki, Cynthia. ... I'm gonna go die now. Yucjk.

Eight, Two and One are on a desert island. Who would get sick of coconuts first? Who would manage to build a fire first? Who would build the best tree house?
Katie, Claire and Savannah. Um... Katie would probably dislike the coconuts. Savannah would make the fire and keep it far far away from Claire. I think Savannah would do the tree house too.

One/Two/Seven three-way. Yea or nay?
Savannah, Claire and Zack. Um... no.

Describe a Two/Eight platonic friendship.
Katie and Claire would... talk... a lot... I guess... what?

One and Nine reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Four's sinister secret organization. Two volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Two is actually a spy for Four. Meanwhile, Four has kidnapped Seven in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Five, they seek out Three, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
Savannah and Yonie reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Nikki's sinister secret organization of rabid Gryffindor chipmunks. Claire volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Claire is actually a spy for Nikki. Meanwhile, Nikki has kidnapped Zack in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of me, they seek out Joe, who gives them the "Oh so important" magical spoon that blinds Nikki so completely that she turns her rabid chipmunks into workers at a soup kitchen and the world is saved. Unfortunately, they were too late and Zack is the secret ingredient in the delicious soup. Bummer.

If Seven and Two were stuck in an elevator together, what would they do? murder, shagging, play go fish? Something better?
Zack and Claire are in an elevator. They would probably... really, they'd probably talk. Maybe RP, maybe ooze about Claire drarwings that she created on the wall with their own blood. Yup.

If Five was a talk show host, what would the show be called?
Well thats boring. It'd be called Kenzie Dissing on Everything in Exsistence. Awesome. yea, thanks Savannah.

If Three had an Army of Darkness, what color would their lackeys' uniforms be?
Tie dye. Duh. And cotton. And no shoes.

What is Four's favorite sexual position?
On different sides of the room having eye sex.

Six has an embarrassing secret. Is it that they're into pony play or that they own all of Celine Dion's albums?
Nick does not own Celine Dion... much moar worse, Brittany Spears.

One and Four have a contest to see whose is bigger. Who wins?
Savannah owns Nikki anyday. duh.

Ten is on Jerry Springer. In what capacity? (Guest, mystery guest, audience member, bouncer, Jerry.)
Guest. xD

Speaking of Jerry Springer, One tearfully drags his/her longtime lover, Four, onto the Jerry Springer Show in order to tell Four an astonishing secret: One has been cheating on Four with Four's roommate, Six. Six comes out to defend his/her honor, only to be promptly attacked by Four. After the melee ends, Four has to admit a secret of his/her own: s/he has also been cheating on One with Seven. However, One and Four realize that they've both committed wrongs that make them equal, and they agree to make up. Elaborate. Would One and Four actually make up if this was real life, or would they kill each other?
Speaking of Jerry Springer, Savannah tearfully drags her longtime lover, Nikki, onto the Jerry Springer Show in order to tell Nikki an astonishing secret: Savannah has been cheating on Nikki with Nikki's roommate, Nick. Nick comes out to defend her honor, only to be promptly attacked by Nikki (with a hug). After the melee ends, Nikki has to admit a secret of her own: she has also been cheating on Savannah with Zack (who she's afraid of). However, Savannah and Nikki realize that they've both committed wrongs that make them equal, and they agree to make up. Elaborate. Would Savnnah and Nikki actually make up if this was real life, or would they kill each other?

No. NO. Nikki would, once again, get together with Zack, and Savannah would go have sex with Nick. Duh.

Out of everyone on your ten, who would One be most likely to bottom to?
I think... Katie. Or Joe lol.

If One and Seven are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Zack would tell (wearing pink xD) and Savannah would curb stomp him in her combat boots.

What would Five do if s/he had Eight naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Tickle torture lol and tease. She wouldn't get anything. xD

Who would make a better college professor, Six or One? What subjects would they teach?
Nick would light people on fire. Savannah would... stab people in the eye... I want them both to teach chemistry. xD

What is Nine's favorite book?
How to be a Loser for Dummies.

After years of mutual attraction, Four and Two suddenly realize that their affection for each other is reciprocated. Construct a dialogue of how they came to this realization.
Claire: I love you with a burning passion
Nikki: *whimper*
Claire: Actually, no I don't, I just want your body.
Nikki: *whimper better*
Claire: *RAPE!*

Eight decides to propose to his/her longtime lover, Three. How does she/he do it?
Wanna be marrehed k thanx.

Seven decides to throw a party. After flipping through his/her woeful CD collection, s/he calls Nine for advice. Nine decides to come to Seven's party and perform. Three has been secretly lusting after Nine for years, but s/he doesn't get an invite. One casually mentions the party to Three, who is angered about the lack of an invite, and decides to take action. Three calls
Four, and they hatch a plot to ruin Seven's party. Elaborate on this. What is the plot of Three and Four?
Zack decides to throw a party. After flipping through his woeful CD collection, he calls Yonie for advice. Yonie decides to come to Zack's party and emo for money. Joe has been secretly lusting after Yonie for years, but he doesn't get an invite. Savannah casually mentions the party to Joe, who is angered about the lack of an invite, and decides to take action. Joe calls Nikki, and they hatch a plot to ruin Zack's party. Elaborate.

Nikki would whine in a corner and Joe would carry through with our plots of taking over the world. Yea!